I have a huge girl crush on Kathy Griffin.

Love. Her.

And so, in a desperate attempt for fame and glory–actually, 2 tickets to her show and a possible meet & greet, I have prepared a little afternoon delight!

You remember “Copacabana”?

Great!

Be sure to sing real loud!

KATHYCABANA

Her name is Kathy, she’s Kathy Griffin,

With her luxurious red hair, and her gays all over there,

She’ll entertain fans, and loves to please us…

She earned that Emmy on her own, and not due to baby Jesus.

A big attention whore, we laugh right on the floor–

She’s had some work, but she looks fabulous,

Who could ask for more?

 

She is Kathy, she’s Kathy Griffin,

The hottest shit she’s always dishin’,

Oh it’s Kathy, she’s Kathy Griffin,

Tickets to Mohegan are what have me dreamin’

Oh please Kathy, consider this…

 

 

It could be Britney, Or Paris Hilton,

Renee Zellweger, Gwyneth too–Ms. Aikan you know we love you!

And when you’re finished, we’re doubled over…

No matter just how big the star–Kathy, who DO you think you are?!

Larry King, Seacrest too, and then there’s Paula Abdul,

Lohan, McGraw, Iraq & Oprah

We’re so proud of you!

 

 

Oh you’re Kathy, you’re Kathy Griffin,

Giving every celeb ass a kickin’

C’mon sweet Kathy…I’m so not kiddin’

Life is a penis when you’re not on the D-List,

Oh those tickets…..please give them to me!

 

 

(Kathy…she’s Kathy Griffin)

(Kathy she’s Kathy Griffin) (She’s Kathy Griffin, ahh ahh ahh ahh)

(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Kathy she’s Kathy Griffin)

(She’s always talkin’, the A-list she’s stalkin’)

(Bravo’s own D-List, I want to give her a kiss)

 

 

Her name is Kathy, she is an actress,

From her Slim Shady video, to TBS her skills will go,

Life on the D-List, we’re Bravo watchin’

Regardless of this song and dance, I am your biggest straight girl fan!

I’d love those two hot seats, perhaps a meet and greet?

Kathy I think that you’re a genius!

Make my dreams come true!

 

 

Oh please Kathy, please Kathy Griffin,

I’m down on my knees and I’m beggin’,

C’mon now Kathy, take heed and hear this…

No matter how this ends, I think we could be friends

Oh those tickets…could they be for me?

 

Could they be for me?

Please Kathy Griffin

Please Kathy Griffin….

 

Yes, it’s true. I quite possibly have too much time on my hands…I’ll let you know if I win…and don’t ask to go–I’m takin’ my fellow “KG lova” Kristen.