Hooray! It’s Friday!

I thought I would end the week with a few thoughts on Father’s Day.

First, let me start by saying that I had an EXCELLENT Mother’s Day, complete with breakfast in bed, new swimsuit, manicure/pedicure and, most important, SHOES!

So I find myself in a quandary as I try to decide what to do for The Boy who is such a Prince sometimes.

I think that while I would love to give my husband lots of presents, new clothes, cologne, a Wii, etc., he may want something different.

I think that in my attempt to do something to please me–therefore increasing The Boy’s chance for all things sexual–that truly if I give him 2 things that cost nothing he will be much happier.

1. a visit from the BJ Fairy
2. a moment of silence

This thought came to me in a 3am sleep deprivation session.

This is when I have my most brilliant moments, but I may be way off this time.

Let’s face it, once married, #1 seems to fade away as things like laundry, childcare, and blog writing, oh hell, ANYTHING takes precedence.

As for #2, well, I just never shut up. I can’t help it, I’m a talker. Maybe he doesn’t like that. I don’t know because I have never stopped talking (about important stuff) to find out if he would rather me write him a note.

Or just shut up full-stop.

So I leave it to cyberspace to decide if I have finally seen the light, or if my behind needs to get out of my chair and get to the store for some delicious Aqua de Gio and make Father’s Day about who’s truly important….

me.